Introduction
A former Nickelodeon kid, Patrick is ALL THAT. Needless to say, whether it’s driving around aimlessly, maintaining faith in the Browns, or finding the perfect words for any occasion, Patrick doesn’t back down from a challenge—unless that challenge involves talking about himself, the modest rascal. In that case, he’ll deflect your question and tell you to “ask your mom.”
By the way, Patrick, we tried that. We're still waiting for a text back. I'm not sure what’s so funny.
Fun Facts
Obsession:
🏎️ Making cars go vroom vroom
Fears:
😱 No fear stickers
Earliest Memory:
🕍 He remembers...the Alamo
Roman Empire:
🐓 The sheer amount of chicken tender franchises that exist today
